First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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