I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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