dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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