Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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