Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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