im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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