Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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