thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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