Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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