So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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