Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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