There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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