Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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