Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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