i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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