You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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