hotel room ftw
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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