my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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