Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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