Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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