1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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