I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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