And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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