I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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