I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
false alarm, still single
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