Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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