i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I would ride that face into the sunset
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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