3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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