Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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