butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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