Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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