Plan B is the new Plan A
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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