they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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