we have pet lesbian snakes
I cannot find my penis.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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