As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
