On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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