Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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