when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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