Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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