but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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