That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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