The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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