All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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