How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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