Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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