Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize