He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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