Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i believe in u and ur pee
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize
