Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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