wat bout pragnant strippers??
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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