i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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