Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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