is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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