im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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