He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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