i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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