Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh