return my video game
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples