I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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