So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Can I color on your dick again?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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