Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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