He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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